OK, i admit my last post was a little bit of a let down, but my blog pool was dryer than the lakes up here. Here is the point of my post:
Jason Bourne Compared To Jack Sparrow.
I will compare facts between the two movie heroes.
Jason and Jack compared:
Jason Bourne and Jack sparrow. More manly name? goes to Jason. super heroes arent named after birds. Score Jason
Swords and Guns. Swords=midievel Guns=21 century. Score Jason
Jason=has a girlfriend, Jack= tried to take Will's. Score Jason
Jason=not super pretty girlfriend; Jack=smokin hot "companion". Score Jack
Jason=tries to save lives; Jack=tries to take them. Score Jason
Jason=never dies; Jack=dies but comes back to life. Score Jack for incredible recovery
Jason=never did die; Jack= has died. Score Jason
Jason=works for good people; Jack=tries to kill them. Score Jason
Jason=wins the poll on bryan's blog; Jack=loses poll. Score Jason
And now for the score totals:
Jason=7, Jack=2.
But i realize that Jason and Jack each "contribute" to history in two totally different century's. Theoretically that would be comparing apples and oranges since they had totally different weapon choice, enemies, modes of transportation, and settings.
Ahhh, who cares, we compare apples and oranges regularly, so why not compare Jason and Jack? I do not think Dana has even seen the third installation of the Bourne movies, so she really has no grounds to prove that Jack is better. Of course I haven't seen the third installment of Pirates, so I have no grounds to talk. Once agair that would be comparing apples, and oranges. But who cares about apples and oranges, the new term for that would be comparing Jason to Jack.
So Dana, i hate to tell you but it looks like Jason wins this series of "debates". So maybe you should think about your driving abilities instead of Jason and Jack when you are on the road. And one more thing, i hope this post provided some insight on the topic Jason vs. Jack.
You look tired, you should get some rest!
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hello daniel its me bryan. anyways umm yeah i enjoyed this post alot more than the other one. good job. HOWEVER i do have to disagree with two of ure points. ONE: Jason does not save innocent lives. but neither does jack. Also Jason doesnt work for good ppl in fact he doesnt really work for anyone. so thats all that i have to say. good job bud
you just boosted my self esteem to another level. Thanks!!! i just thought i would get under Dana's skin by posting that!! tehe
You've got to be kidding me!!!! You just wrote a post on Jack Sparrow vs. Jason Bourne, and you haven't even SEEN Pirates 3 (which happens to be the best, in the trilogy)????
I have SEEN both Pirates 3 AND Bourne Ultimatum.....therefore, I disqualify your hypothesis on the two "superheros". Watch Pirates 3, then we'll continue this discussion.....
Say, Daniel.....Have you ever been to China??? What's that? No, You haven't. Hmm.....Oh well, why don't you go ahead and write a novel on it anyway - you know researching topics you plan to write about / critique, is highly overrated anyway. (Insert Sarcasm Here).
=)
And for the record......I have No problem comparing apples and oranges.
Apples are FAR superior to oranges.
Dear sweet Dana. I actually agree with you apples are far superior to oranges. I will get pirates 3 on dvd. when it comes out. ok?
dana i do see what you mean but writing a paper on places uve never been makes complete sense. For instance ive had to write goodness knows how many papers on the middle ages but what goodness didnt know was that i wasnt gonna b alive for 500 more years therefore your comment makes no sense at all.
i do agree with apples being better than oranges
bryan, you are hilarious
Bryan:
Have you noticed that the bizillion papers you've written over the years on other countries and cultures have never been published? In fact, NO ONE bothered to read them, besides your mom and your teacher (who by the way...is PAID to read them). Why do you think that is???
I'll tell you why.....because they STINK. Nobody wants to read a paper about "China" written by someone whose never been there.
Here's my advise to you Bryan:
1. Go to China
2. Write a book about it.
3. Watch the money roll in.
Dana, here's my advice to bryan:
1) Don't do drugs
2)Dont compare apples and oranges
3)Put dana on your presidential poll
1 dana i am deeply insulted that u are criticizing me on papers that u have never seen therefore once AGAIN proving what u said about posting on somthing uve never seen a random and senseless comment. 2 daniel ty for ure advice except for the one about putting dana on me presidential poll. i refuse to even give the cheater a chance.
the don't do drugs, or the don't compare apples and oranges? cuz if u think im on drugs, i am offended
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